Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Forget that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
We're not demanding. We’re just offering you the reality.
Guys: Dude Get down with me Me Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
I'm Telling You, I website just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Fire this Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.